The Way We Used To Be - Eric Carmen

I just discovered that Eric Carmen sang this song. Beautiful but sad...

What does your sleeping position say about you?

Interesting infographic. My position isn't here. Maybe it's a combination of positions...
Find more amazing infographics on NerdGraph Infographics

Please Give Me Cock

Please give her cock. She needs it badly. She kept saying cock for almost an hour, I think.

What Do People Do When They Find a Paperclip

Useless trivia this one.

Spam is Annoying

I still get spam once in a while. I'm not even as active in blogging as I used to.

Geez.

5 Reasons to have Sex

a Care2 favorite by Veronica Peterson


1. Sex boosts your immune system.
2. Sex burns calories.
3. Sex relieves pain.
4. Sex decreases aging.
5. Sex is great for depression.

The best kind of sex is the one you do with someone you love. There are more benefits to doing this with a loved one that doing it with a stranger or doing it alone. You know what I mean.

Google Wave Yay!

I got my Google Wave account a few days ago, thanks to the ever reliable Sandro. Liyam sent me an invite too but I already activated the one from Sandro. Anyway, thanks to Liyam as well, a friend now has his own account.

I still have a few invites left and I'd like to give them away. I wonder if there are any takers. I have to think of a gimmick. Hehehe.

Funny..Gay fucking by animal

This is funny.

Funny..Gay fucking by animal
Uploaded by sweetcelebrity87. - Sitcom, sketch, and standup comedy videos.

Using a Condom

I remember years ago, a friend told me that he told his son that he should always use a condom. He said that he instructed him to masturbate with a condom on so he would get used to the "feeling." I've mentioned this to 2 male cousins, a chatmate who had a son (he was so tigang that he thought it was an invitation, sheesh!) and some co-workers.


This story came to mind after I discovered an online magazine. I saw an old message from a friend. He was featured in an online magazine. Unfortunately, the link expired but I explored the main URL. I found the title of this topic catching:

Would You Use a Condom When Sucking? You Should!

I once had a sex partner who wouldn’t let me suck him without a condom. It was weird, like eating ice candy without first opening it. But his dick was really yummy, so I just gave in, and sucked him the way he wanted to be sucked.
But what’s up with that?

You may want to visit the Outrage.

Wash Yo Nuts!

This was sent to me by my former trainer Rome. Guys and gays should really listen to what the lady here is saying.
Really funny!

Men in Kilts

My friend sent me an e-mail about men in kilts. Do these men wear anything underneath?

See for yourself.

Record Breaking Breasts!!!

I saw a news clip on TV about this woman's breast. Of course I searched for "record breaking breasts" and found her name and the size of her twins.

A woman from Texas has reportedly undergone nine breast enlargement operations to become the proud owner of the world's largest breast implants — size 38KKK.

- FoxNews.com

I found her site and borrowed some of her pics from her website. Click on the images to get to her site.


I hope she is doing a whole lot of back exercises. She will eventually feel pain in her back since her front is heavy.

Gizmoz Studio is Here!

DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES

My Dad sent me this e-mail. While we were chatting he received this mail and he decided to show it to me. Just want to share this with everyone.


DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES!
A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.
Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children.
Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list.
If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child, it will have been worth it.
Do not delete this message! Forward it to everyone you know. Do it for the sake of the children. If you doubt the importance of this warning, please scroll down...

Who Am I?

I AM… Fiona aka Fionski,
Tagged by Mec delishyusness sexy mommy :)

I WANT... to lose weight, I want to be healthy.

I HAVE... the tools to improve myself, I just need to use them.

I WISH... I'd win the lotto, P100M, so I could help the people I care for.

I HATE... liars and cheats like Mark. Hehehe.

I FEAR... losing loved ones too.

I SEARCH... for the meaning of life, for some answers to my questions, for ways
of making this a better world to live.

I WONDER... if there is something wrong with me.

I REGRET... not having finished what I started when I was a teenager.

I LOVE... my nephews and nieces, myself.

I ALWAYS... make it a point to call my parents and my nephews once a week.

I AM NOT... religious but I'd like to think I am spiritual.

I DANCE... but this should be I used to dance, not anymore.

I SING... only when I'm drunk.

I CRY... when I realize that life is short and that I will eventually lose all
the people I love.

I WRITE... when I'm in the mood, when I have something to share.

I WON... a serving tray when I was in high school.

I AM CONFUSED... about life and death. Is there really life after death?

I NEED... to lose a lot of weight!

I SHOULD... exercise and eat right from now on.

THE LAST THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH IS... I hope I get enough sleep this time
around.

I am tagging Gracie and Jomz.

Hey there pretty lady... NOT!!!!

This was sent to us by Mr Biceps. I told him there's a market for this and asked him if he would like to see more. He said no need to see more, he wanted to share with us what he does on weekends. Hehehehe.

In Praise of Older Women

I'm sure everyone who has an email account, has recieved this piece on older women that was supposedly written by Andy Rooney. It starts like this:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30/40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30/40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think...

This piece was actually written by Frank Kaiser and not Andy Rooney. The whole story can be found on Snopes.com under urban legends.

Below is the original piece written by Frank Kaiser:

One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women.

When I was 20, I had eyes only for girls my age. Any woman over 30 was ancient, over 40 invisible.

Today, at 71, I still appreciate the 20-year-old for her youthful looks, vigor, and (occasional) sweet innocence.

But I equally enjoy women of my own age and beyond, and every age in between. I've learned that each has its own special wonders, attractions, magic and beauty.

As I grow in age, I value mature ladies most of all. Here are just a few of the reasons senior men sing the praises of older women:

# An older woman knows how to smile with such brightness and truth, old men stagger.

# An older woman will never ask out of the blue, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

# An older woman's been around long enough to know who she is, what she wants, and from whom. By the age of 50, few women are wishy-washy. About anything. Thank God!

# And yes, once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart!

- Her libido's stronger.

- Her fear of pregnancy's gone.

- Her appreciation of experienced lovemaking is honed and reciprocal.

- And she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to!)

# Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, fearing that you might think worse of her. An older woman doesn't give a damn.

# An older, single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "long-term commitments." Can't relate? Can't commit? She could care less. The last thing she needs in her life is another whiny, dependent lover!

# Older women are sublime. They seldom contemplate having a shouting match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive dinner. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

# Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness. They're generous with praise, often undeserved.

# An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A young woman often snarls with distrust when "her guy" is with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

# Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. Like your mother, they always know.

Yes, we geezers praise older women for a multitude of reasons. These are but a few.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 75 there's a bald, paunchy relic with his yellow pants belted at his armpits making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for my fellow geezers. That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to enjoy and appreciate the exquisite woman you've become. Without the distraction of some demanding old fart clinging and whining his way into your serenity.

Police: Every Breath You Take, lyrics, song, video

I was a teenager when Police became a big hit in the Philippines. Sting is the coolest!



Lyrics and photo courtesy of Elyrics.net. The music from imeem.com. Sting still had a lot of hair here. Hehehe.

You may sing along or watch the video. Just click on play for either player. Have fun!

Every Breath You Take lyrics




Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace.
I dream at night, I can only see your face.
I look around but it's you I can't replace.
I keep crying baby, baby please..................
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.......

I have a domain!

I finally have my own domain!!!!!

http://www.fionski.com

Please update your links.
*grin*

Sex is a popular topic

Whenever I check my site stats courtesy of Stats4You.com, I see that most of the hits I get come from Philippines 4 Men website. The next most significant referers would be Google and BasangPanaginip.

It is understandable why I get a lot of hits coming from Philippines 4 Men and BasangPanaginip, the readers of these blogs probably think I'm sexy or I have a lot of topics on sex on my blog. I guess they must be disappointed. Hehehe.

What is kinda remarkable is the hits I get from Google. When I check the search strings, most would be about "pinay porn star" or anything sex related. Churky!

Sex really sells huh? Even a friend of mine asked me to write something about sex again. I want to but I haven't been in the right frame of mind for quite sometime. I have lots of stories to share but I still have to find the right words for my story.

I am thinking of making 2 more series of Sex and Consequence and something about a male sex worker.

O devah! Ideas pa lang exciting na!

I think I need to change my template/skin once again kasi di na bagay ang current theme ko sa mga magiging topics ko. Hehehe.