Please Give Me Cock

Please give her cock. She needs it badly. She kept saying cock for almost an hour, I think.

Is She Lesbian?

Is she lesbian??

A Different Corner

I'm not in love nor heartbroken. I haven't hear this song in ages. I think this song speaks to anyone who has fallen in love.


A Different Corner
by George Michael




I'd say love was a magical thing
I'd say love would keep us from pain
Had I been there, had I been there


I would promise you all of my life
But to lose you would cut like a knife
So I don't dare, no I don't dare


'Cause I've never come close in all of these years
You are the only one to stop my tears
And I'm so scared, I'm so scared


Take me back in time maybe I can forget
Turn a different corner and we never would have met
Would you care


I don't understand it, for you it's a breeze
Little by little you've brought me to my knees
Don't you care


No I've never come close in all of these years
You are the only one to stop my tears
I'm so scared of this love


And if all that there is, is this fear of being used
I should go back to being lonely and confused
If I could, I would, I swear

Nudist Gym

I'm pretty sure a lot of men would like to join a nudist gym. They'd probably be fantasizing the sexy, sweaty bodies of hot women.

But if a lot of men joined, more men than women, then they would just see each other's bodies. Imagine seeing this:

Ara Mina for Baranggay Tanod!

Ara Mina on IMO. Mo just exposed her. Scandalous!

Did He Say "Don't You Love My Cock"???

Touch my body (TUTS MY BARREH) Korean version. Can't get enough of this guy!

May Gatas Pa Sa Labia?

A friend posted this pic on Facebook. She put the caption "may panis na Magnulia melk pa sa labi" (spoiled milk on the lips) pero ang basa ko labia instead of labi. Hehehe.

March 15 was Penis Day in Japan

My dear friend, Carmela, sent me the e-mail below. I saw a movie in the late 80's called Shocking Asia that featured this thing. Talk about phallic worship -- literally! Aliw!


How could we have missed it? March 15 was Penis Day in Japan . Here are the photos. The actual festival is called Honen Matsuri. Celebrated every March 15 in Komaki, a town about 45 minutes north of Nagoya , Japan , this is the time of year where folks haul out a large wooden penis to give three cheers to fertility and renewal. The custom is an old one that is connected to bringing about a good harvest and having babies.

BELATED HAPPY PENIS DAY TO ALL OF YOU

Happy Father's Day!

Fantastic Free Electronic Postcards

Amazing Russian Army Test

I found this on The Inquisitr. Read on:

The above chart is said to be an entry level test for the Russian army. According to English Russia, the instructions read:

Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

Which one didn't you see?

Using a Condom

I remember years ago, a friend told me that he told his son that he should always use a condom. He said that he instructed him to masturbate with a condom on so he would get used to the "feeling." I've mentioned this to 2 male cousins, a chatmate who had a son (he was so tigang that he thought it was an invitation, sheesh!) and some co-workers.


This story came to mind after I discovered an online magazine. I saw an old message from a friend. He was featured in an online magazine. Unfortunately, the link expired but I explored the main URL. I found the title of this topic catching:

Would You Use a Condom When Sucking? You Should!

I once had a sex partner who wouldn’t let me suck him without a condom. It was weird, like eating ice candy without first opening it. But his dick was really yummy, so I just gave in, and sucked him the way he wanted to be sucked.
But what’s up with that?

You may want to visit the Outrage.

Men in Kilts

My friend sent me an e-mail about men in kilts. Do these men wear anything underneath?

See for yourself.

Record Breaking Breasts!!!

I saw a news clip on TV about this woman's breast. Of course I searched for "record breaking breasts" and found her name and the size of her twins.

A woman from Texas has reportedly undergone nine breast enlargement operations to become the proud owner of the world's largest breast implants — size 38KKK.

- FoxNews.com

I found her site and borrowed some of her pics from her website. Click on the images to get to her site.


I hope she is doing a whole lot of back exercises. She will eventually feel pain in her back since her front is heavy.

Gizmoz Studio is Here!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone!

DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES

My Dad sent me this e-mail. While we were chatting he received this mail and he decided to show it to me. Just want to share this with everyone.


DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES!
A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.
Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children.
Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list.
If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child, it will have been worth it.
Do not delete this message! Forward it to everyone you know. Do it for the sake of the children. If you doubt the importance of this warning, please scroll down...

Candid Camera Russian Style

Good old VJ sent this to me.

I don't know if a lot of people have seen this. Shocking ito.

RIP: Heath Ledger

I saw PearlJem on googletalk with this status message. I asked her if it's true, totoo daw. Shocking! Heath Ledger dead at 28.

I felt a bit sad because somehow he reminds me of someome and it's kinda unnerving to imagine that this someone could be him.

Que lastima...

Photo courtesy of Wallpaperbase.com

Sagittarius - Your Love Profile

Sagittarius - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits: Your playful nature brings out the happy inner-child in dates You're willing to take risks in love... and reap the rewards You've got a killer sense of humor that gets talking with any hottie you meet Your negative traits: Sometimes your sarcasm comes off as biting and abrasive You can be brutally honest, tactless, and truthful even when it hurts You're such a free spirit that you find it hard to commit to one person Your ideal partner: Someone high energy who will pick up and out with you whenever Is creative and fun - thinking of new adventures for the two of you Is bold... and not afraid to tell you "I love you" early on Your dating style: Unpredictable. You never know how the night is going to end up. Your seduction style: Daring. You're always pushing to try something new in the bedroom. Full of imagination. You've always got a new fantasy you're dying to try. Spiritually driven. Sex for you can be an other-worldly act. Tips for the future: Realize that while freedom is great - sometimes a stable relationship is better. It's not all about you. Focus on your partner's needs every once and a while. Make up your mind about your partner, and stick to it. Your fickle will ruin things otherwise. Best color to attract mate: Purple Best day for a date: Thursday

What's Your Love Profile?

Belle de Jour: Diary of a London Call Girl

Basapa featured the story of the London call girl's blog that was turned into a TV series. First, it was turned into a book and now it's a TV series.

Her story is quite fascinating. She's smart and witty, she's definitely no bimbo. She shows that there is definitely an art in becoming a commercial sex worker or prostitute. She has mastered the science of giving pleasure to her clients. I enjoyed watching the eposides featured on Basapa's blog. I don't think this TV series will be aired here in the Philippines.

I can not imagine myself being a prositute. But I have always imagined myself as the character of Stephanie. Hehehe.

I think Billie Piper is hot!

Photo courtesy of Billie-Piper.net