
Around 1999 0r 2000, I had come across a chatter whose nick mentioned that he's a masseur. He initiated a conversation with me. Being the curious cat that I am, syempre I asked a lot of questions till he eventually gave me his landline number so we could just continue the conversation over the phone.
Let's call this guy RC. He was respectful and seemed educated. He spoke good English and was a good conversationalist. To some women he probably sounded macho or sexy but I didn't like his voice, it came across as "modulated". RC said that his service costs P1,000. Huwaaat?! I told him his price is steep for a friggin' massage. So he mentioned is qualifications to justify is price:
1. He is tall - as if his height would make a difference.
2. He is tisoy - ahh... ok...
3. He is smart and speaks well - I guess he would need talk about the economic situation of the Philippines while massaging his client.
4. He's well hung - Huh?
5. He gives great oral sex - Whoaaaaaaa!!
His list of qualifications floored me. I asked him if he's a man-whore, he said he isn't. He said really gives good massages and cunnilingus would just be an option.
To be continued!
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