Poison Letter

***TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER, CONGRATULATIONS!***---

the following is a letter found at a certain bar in manila & has been preserved in its ORIGINAL, UNEDITED form. enjoy reading & you may try direct translation in tagalog. please read w/ feelings.---

Oct. 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later i'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore at first, Dennis say he could not stand your habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that. And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body. But you hate it.Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because i'm never call you names iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, i don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, and UGLYSHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a buding. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because i am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like IKE LOZADA when she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of O.M.

P.S. you say that i'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go .

Busy as a Bee

Hello po sa lahat.
I wasn't able to post on my blog for quite sometime kasi may diperensya ang aking PC. My PC would just shut down for no apparent reason. I've reformatted my HD twice this year hoping to fix the problem, wala pa rin. Akala ko naayos ko na but then yesterday bumalik na naman ang sakit. Haaayyy!
Kahit naman maayos PC ko hindi pa rin ako magkanda ugaga sa mga gawain dito sa bahay. Yes, umalis na ang aking maid na si Jogalyn, sya ang nakakita ng doppleganger ko. Akala ng marami umalis sya dahil sa mumu, aktuwali umalis sya kse miss nya makaniig ang asawa nya gabi gabi. Sabi ko nga baka buntis sya. Siguro si Tanggers kinikilig sa name ng ex-helper ko, Jogalyn. Sayang wala akong picpic nyang puwedeng ipakita sa inyo, para malaman nyo bakit sya binansagang Jogalyn. Malamang alam ni Tanggers kung bakit. Hehehe.
Nagsidatingan mga kamag anak from the province. 2 cousins are now staying with us since they are working here in Metro Manila. Yung isa lilipat pag nag start na ang training pero hindi nya alam kung kailan. Yung pinsan kong babae naman kaka start lang sa call center at wala naman syang ibang puwedeng puntahan na convenient para sa kanya na tirahan. Then the parents of these 2 cousins arrived 2 weeks ago, stayed here for a week. Ang kanilang tatay ay pumunta ng US para bisitahin ang kayang mga magulang. Logically dito sila titira dahil nandito ang dalawa nilang anak. Since walang katulong dito, tulong tulong kami ng tita ko sa gawain bahay.
Pero may mga changes pang nangyari.

May tutorial center na po ako.
Kakaumpisa ko lang officially July 19 with 1 student. Hehehe. Nagiisa pa lang student ko sa ngayon kaya wala akong income, puro out ang pera ko. Huhuhu. Actually, meron 2 possible students kaso mahirap mga kaso nila dahil kinder 2 pa lamang sila eh marami na silang academic load at problems. Kung ako lang masusunod, I would rather not take on students in pre-school till grade 1. But the Lord has an odd sense of humor, He likes to give me what I've been trying to avoid since I've started tutoring. He gave me a grade 1 student, who is fine naman, plus a kinder 2 student who seems to be spaced out most of the time and I might have another kinder 2 student who has problems writing and seems to be hard headed according to the mom. Haayyy! Buti na lang nasa Pilipinas ako. My mom's friend Lani, who is a pre-school teacher in Texas, told me her stories. Hirap daw talaga magturo sa mga Amerikano. Alam ko, I once had a tutee na kano, muntik na akong mag walk out sa partuturo sa kanya.

Magpapasalamat lang ako sa mga pang post ng comments at nag tag sa shoutbox ko, mga naghanap sa akin na para aking nawawalang baboy sa koral hehehe: Helltracker, MommyBa, Char, Ka Uro, Teacher Sol, Senorito<-Ako, MEC, Melissa, Russ, Watson, Hany-nany, Hanagirl, Dr.Emer, Kitty, Ate Sienna, Tanggero, Miatot, Duke.

Btw, advance happy bday to Hanagirl, is it on the 27th or 28th?
Trishaaaaa I think the event is an entire August thing, check the night time sky from 10pm till 12:30am. The encounter will culminate on August 27th. Abangan mo na!

Mars (Mark your calendars, a "One Time Event!")

Mars

The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!

This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that
will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in
recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is
in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on
Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be
certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth
in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as
60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when
Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and
will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in
the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9
and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest
75-power magnification

Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye .

Mars will be easy to spot. At the
beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m.

and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m.

By the end of August when the two planets are
closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its
highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty
convenient to see something that no human being has
seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at
the beginning of August to see Mars grow
progressively brighter and brighter throughout the
month.


Share this with your children and grandchildren.

NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN

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A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition!