Saturday, November 06, 2004

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

An orgmate sent this to me. This article made me laugh.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds Al Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile...It's Called Therapy...


HanAgiRL said...

nice one! :)

Anonymous said...


baliw ka talaga...happy weekend


Pepe said...

There's not like 2 bottles of cold bear, a good back a rob and an extremely passionate sex after a truly rotten and toxic day...

Insanity keeps as sane...bwahahaha!

Pepe said...

Take 2...

There's nothing like 2 bottles of ice cold beer, a good back a rub and an extremely passionate sex after a truly rotten and toxic day...

Insanity keeps as sane...bwahahaha!

Cerridwen said...

i am with kuya pepe hehee

and Arrow-N a.k.a Anonymous..."orgmate" is organization mate...

Anonymous said...

hehehehe, oks to ha.